Ass-Crack Money is accepted, but not our preferred method of payment.

We aren’t like most attorneys. It is true we may  be terrible human beings (as all attorneys are), but we are at least well intentioned and have a sense of humor. When someone is contemplating bankruptcy or unable to pay their bills it is incredibly stressful. It can feel like everyone wants money and won’t leave you alone, so the last thing you need is an attorney who hounds you for money and adds to your stress. My goal as a bankruptcy attorney is to reduce your stress, help you get to a place of financial stability, and start enjoying life again.

I could keep trying to make this a lofty blog post that is uplifting, but really i just wanted an excuse to share this email chain. And don’t worry, the person agreed to allow me to post it, they have a good sense of humor.